Sick Leave Policy
To: ALL EMPLOYEES SICKNESS: No excuses… We will no longer accept your doctor’s statement as proof. We believe that if…
Cheap Drinks (A Joke)
A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender charges him 15 cents. Confused but not complaining,…
God Bless Texas
This was taken from an email I got on July 18, 2001 that had made several rounds. For everyone NOT…
23 Expressions for Women
Expressions for women on high stress days! Hey you! Off my planet! Not the brightest crayon in the box now,…
Ten Best Things
Ten best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: They told me at the blood bank…
Ellen Thorncroft Fowler
The inner side of every cloud is bright and shining; I therefore turn my clouds about And always wear them…
Scripture
I must walk today, and tomorrow, and the day following. Luke 13:33 Rejoice with them that do rejoice, and weep…
To Whom It May Concern:
The Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) has determined that the maximum safe load capacity on my butt is two…
Growing Up
You were 6 months old and so full of fun. With the blink of an eye, you were suddenly one.…
I’ve Learned…
That you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest…