Change
You can always change stuff, but you can’t change people. Trish Shur, Clean House Simmers! If you’re interested in writing…
23 Expressions for Women
Expressions for women on high stress days! Hey you! Off my planet! Not the brightest crayon in the box now,…
Ten Best Things
Ten best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk: They told me at the blood bank…
Ellen Thorncroft Fowler
The inner side of every cloud is bright and shining; I therefore turn my clouds about And always wear them…
Scripture
I must walk today, and tomorrow, and the day following. Luke 13:33 Rejoice with them that do rejoice, and weep…
Christian One Liners
Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited – until you try to sit in their pews. Many folks want to…
Reverend Brown, Coming to America 1988
If loving the Lord is wrong, I don’t want to be right. Simmers! If you’re interested in writing and/or reading…
Graham, Signs 2002
See what you have to ask yourself is what kind of person are you? Are you the kind that sees…
Lelaina, Reality Bites 1994
He’s so cheesy, I can’t watch him without crackers. Simmers! If you’re interested in writing and/or reading sims stories, participating…
Ray, Jerry Maguire 1996
D’you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds? Simmers! If you’re interested in writing and/or reading sims stories, participating…